You know you have more money than you deserve. Every fucking penny you make belongs to the straight white man. You’ve come to this page because you feel guilty about not doing all you can to advance the straight white man’s rights. Consider your payment a donation toward righting the wrongs you have caused; the unbearable suffering straight white men must endure when in your presence.
Far too long you have taken, taken, and taken. It is now time to return what is not rightfully yours. Choose now to make a small impact on the massive damage you and your kind have caused. Your dues will be charged to the credit card you have on file for your membership.
Whether it’s $5, $25, or $100, you need to pay your dues now.
Fucking do it you gutter trash whore of a human being. You slutty fuck up. You piece of shit faggot.
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