To make you more of a freak, I would consider penectomy and keeping your useless nuts. That will keep the horniness, remove all masculinity, and leave you like a mere carcass of manhood – all while keeping you in dire need and lust since your gonads are intact (well, as intact as any punching bag really).
I should have been more clear.
I do love that your life would change forever. However, courtrooms also rely on metal detectors. I think welding it on is symbolic and significant, but even faggots should do jury duty (since no one wants to anyway, haha!). What do you think, slave bro?
