Faggot Registration

INTRODUCTION

It has come to my attention that an appropriate start to the eradication of faggots should include a registration of all faggots. This registration shall begin immediately. All registrants shall be posted on the site as to warn straight white men everywhere of their presence. The registration of all faggots will help keep our public restrooms safe, maintain faggot’s presence and pride, and preserve the American founder’s intentions of a clean, solid nation free of faggotry.

TIMELINE

You are urged to register now, voluntarily, prior to any forced registration, during which time there will be consequences for non-participation during this voluntary period.

  • Provide deserving people with a sense of safety.
  • Help restore the rights of the straight white male.
  • Eradicate your pride and desire for equality.
  • Register yourself as the deviant, sick faggot that you are.

PROCESS

Once you are registered there is no changing of one’s mind. This is a permanent faggot status. You will be prosecuted when the laws are updated for not cooperating so you are urged to do so now. During the registration process you will be asked to provide the following information:

  • Name
  • Date of birth
  • Address
  • Email
  • Disgusting Practices (45 characters maximum)
  • Clear photo of your disgusting faggot face

You will registered with this information and assigned a faggot registration number that is to be provided to anyone who asks, with or without notice. The number is uniquely yours and cannot be transferred, shared or removed from your record. The government shall be notified of your registration and early cooperation as you are added to the master list of deviants.

CARD ISSUANCE & FEE

Faggot Card Template

Once you have registered and paid your registration fee of $69, in 4-6 weeks you will receive your card (see example) in the mail that you must carry with you at all times. This is mandatory. Being caught without this card on your person will result in serious repercussions in the near future so you are advised to begin the habit of carrying it with you now.

 

NON-COMPLIANCE CONSEQUENCES

This registration is meant to become a permanent mark on you and your life. Eventually the number will be tattooed on your skin so that it can be seen by anyone. You shall be required to have the number showing at all times and to not cover it with any clothing or other device that deems the number distorted or not easily recognizable. Failure to do so will result in fines, and possible incarceration and/or other punishment deemed appropriate to the crime.

The process of registration is essential to your ultimate destruction. Don’t be a foolish queer…prepare for the future!

Register now.