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Faggot's Holy Bible | StraightWhiteMan

The Faggot Bible of Queer Holy Knowledge (Part 1)

Written and expressed by astupidfaggot as taught by Sir.

THE CHURCH – GOD

Straight white alpha men…

…are endowed with special, unique rights by their creator. From the very first straight white alpha male that took what was rightly his and fought off all others, this God has been created. His intrinsic rights extend far beyond any rights of others (any non-straight white man). There has long been an understanding of this which is why straight, white, alpha men once ruled the world. Times have changed and the natural order has been ignored in favor of an unnatural, minority-ruled era. This era will end and as a faggot on the path to destruction, you must do your part to end it now. Part of this requires your further destruction and education of the church.

This is somewhat a review of the information already implanted in your head. It is also an education into what worship means. You must give up all you ever believed in before and understand that any straight white alpha man rules your life. At his will he can take from you what he pleases. He can make you feel whole or rip you to shreds and you must be grateful for both. Your God is a violent God by his very nature and you must understand and love him for this. When he hits you, the harder he hits, the more you become part of his church. This is one form of worship you must love.

HOLY WATER

Through nature, the straight white male has been endowed with the ability to create far superior liquids to all others. Straight sperm is stronger and more powerful than any other. It is more pure and potent. Here you see men combining their cum to inject up the anus of a new church member. Often members of the congregation will pay to have this ceremony performed upon them.

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A straight white man also produces pure urine with the powers of healing. Many faggots in the congregation will pay to have their houses blessed with the potent urine from a straight white male. If you have this ceremony performed, do not allow the piss to be removed. It must be absorbed into and become a part of your home.

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holy water2 Straight white men are able to produce a large quantity of semen which can be saved as holy water for the congregation. Not unlike the Catholic church, the congregation will come up one at a time to have a straight white man’s sperm poured into their mouth as they absorb the power and might of straight white men.

blood of christ

 

Separation of Power

When a straight white man is trained to become a priest he is put through many tests. It is essential that he be able to shame others based on their inadequacy. This often separates closet faggots from straight men. And while many faggots with small dicks may be a surprise in comparison to their counterpart, this is just one test required of priests to be. There is a brotherhood and camaraderie (like that expressed in these images) that must be broken as the superior male shames the faggot by merely standing next to them in exposure.

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senior vs junior priests

Above: An example of a likely surprise in who would be determined the straight superior. However, due to his scrawniness the man to the right, while a straight white superior, may be passed up for priesthood.

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Above is an image where one might suspect the person on the right to be the straight man. He is however, likely a faggot and his penis is defective by nature.
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Above: As a dirty fucking queer, it’s likely that you have seen your inadequacy in public restroom situations.

 

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Above: Here a faggot is allowed to touch a superior straight white penis as a great honor. He is likely to have paid for the honor.

 

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cock size 1

 

holy inspiration

High Holy Men

Some straight white men are deemed bishops as their power and grandeur overpower all others. These men guide the church and determine its future. They should be revered as Gods themselves.

 

wishing you hate

 

Christening

Faggot must be baptised to be accepted into God’s Kingdom. Sometimes this is done voluntarily but it is often also done through force. Faggots already baptised are able to christen others. Through baptizing a superior straight white man’s fluid is shared among the congregation, for it all originates the holy source. Many faggot porn videos are actually baptismal acts being shared to spread the word, although their message is underground.

 

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self christening

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cristening

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holy water

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eucharist

A faggot desperate to be christened through baptism…

caught worshipping by priest

 

At the Altar

As the church grows, more and more faggots kneel at the altar of their Gods as a form of reverence and prayer. They may be gifted with the presence of their God and be in service to him. The only proper faggot prayer is for their straight white alpha superiors to have a better life. A proper faggot never prays for itself.

 

cleaning out the holy water

 

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church pue

 

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kneeling at the altar

 

at the alter

 

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Study this holy scripture and know this is truth. You may find it funny or entertaining but it is the high holy word spoken from God himself and through perpetuating any doubt you will one day feel shame of blasphemy.