New Task: Strap on a big dildo while your dicklet is caged. Lube up heavily and jerk that phony cock for a minimum of 60 minutes. If you cum before 60 minutes are up, film it and we’ll post your video here for all Alohas to see. If you do not cum within 60 minutes, you need to rest 30 minutes and then repeat. Continue until you’ve shot your pathetic load without ever touching your dick.
Bonus points: Have a dildo or butt plug up your ass while you perform this task.
We’ll see how many of you are real faggots and take the challenge. Prove your worth and start today!