- You don’t have to worry about getting them pregnant.
- You don’t have to use a condom.
- You don’t have to buy them dinner, flowers or remember to tell them they look nice.
- You don’t have to worry about whether they have an orgasm or not…because they shouldn’t.
- You can watch porn or sports on TV while they suck your cock and they won’t be offended.
- You can be as rough as you want…in fact, the rougher you are the more enthusiastic the fag will be.
- When you’re done getting off, they know that they should just get the fuck out.
- They don’t mind if you share them with your friends.
- They don’t expect any reciprocation.
- They will worship you like the God that you are.
This list was originally found somewhere on Tumblr.
