Dear SIR TODD,it would just like to publicly thank YOU for changing its life by opening its eyes to the truth that it had been hiding from itself for decades.
It only took YOU hours to have it serving YOU as its Master, days to have it destroy its 30+ year-long homo relationship and humbly grovel at the feet of SUPERIOR STRAIGHT WHITE MEN, and weeks to have it working as a full-service toilet, even eating out of unflushed toilet bowls in public mens rooms.
YOU are amazing and this worthless faggot hopes that YOUR vision for a world where the law will require fags will be marked as such and have us become legal slaves to, STRAIGHT WHITE owners, to be used, without limitations.
