I have a couple buddies who are cops and I’ve learned more about faggots through them than from friends in any other profession. Cops see it all and often catch faggots in the most deplorable situations.
My buddy was on patrol and had to investigate a complaint about a local cruisy park restroom. When he and his partner arrived on scene what they found was perverse. There were five guys all jacking off on the face of this kid, who was being held down in the urinal by two other homos. They watched as all five men came all over the kid’s dumb face. The little faggot was a huge mess and had likely been taking loads for hours. My buddy then broke up the group with a yell and scared the crap out of the faggots with him being in uniform and all.
They didn’t arrest anyone that day but the scare from these cops was enough to clear out that filthy men’s room. My buddy and his partner took their turn on the kid and then stuck around just long enough to scare off a few more perverts.
What’s crazy is that they kicked the kid out just in time to see his dad come to pick him up. Buddy says the dad winked at him and must have been doing his own perverted shit to his son since he didn’t even flinch seeing all the sperm on his kid’s face. He told me that faggots are everywhere, all around us. I’ve found that to be true.
And that’s just one of many disgusting stories he’s shared with me. What kind of trouble have you faggots found yourself in? I’m sure you’ve been bad, so fess up!
