What do you do when you see an Alpha you’d love to serve, faggot? Always be respectful, be submissive, and read the room so you aren’t coming across as some creep.
Also, never approach him in “fag mode” when he is around others.
With that out of the way, here are 4 locations where you can present yourself to an Alpha:
1. At The Gym
Approaching an Alpha at the gym is fine, but if he’s mid set or has his headphones on, do not approach him. Wait until he has finished his set and removed his headphones before approaching.
Things you can do to present yourself include: offering to fill up his water bottle, offering to wipe down his equipment when he is done, offering to get him a clean workout towel, offer to re-rack his weights, offering to buy him a protein drink or bar for when he is done.
2. At Work
When the Alpha has space and is not obviously occupied with work, you may approach him. Pay attention to what he eats, drinks, and snacks on throughout the day.
For example, bring him his favorite snacks and say that he hopes he enjoys them as much as you enjoyed getting them for him.
Don’t be creepy and don’t do anything that would violate your company’s sexual harassment policy. You’re trying to serve, not get fired.
3. In A Bar/Club
Never buy an Alpha a drink and bring it to him. Instead, when he’s ordering his drink(s), pay for his drink(s) and offer to cover his tab all night.
If he declines, leave him alone. He wants to enjoy his evening without worrying about some creepy faggot who won’t take “no” for an answer.
If he accepts, be prepared for him to hit your wallet hard with drinks for himself and his friends. It’s more important that he has a good night than you worry about being broke.
If he gets wasted, pay for his cab/Uber home.
4. In Public Spaces
Public spaces (grocery stores, malls, parks, etc.) can be difficult to navigate since there are a lot of other people around. You can offer to pay for his stuff if he’s near you at the register. You can ask him for help or advice when shopping.
Be discrete, be polite, and be respectful.
If he is around someone that might be his wife, girlfriend, children, DO NOT approach him. After all, he wouldn’t come up to you and your gay boyfriend..
I often advise fags to make a set of business cards with their phone number and specific set of services they provide on it. Put a bold title on them like “Full-service for discerning straight alpha men”. Make sure your card clearly states that this is not offered in exchange for money. You can hand it to the Alpha and walk away, leaving them to decide what they want to do.
You now know your use.
Failure to try is trying to fail.
No excuses.
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