Missed opportunity & regrets

Tonight on the way home from work, I stopped to get gas. It was dark out and I was in the not so nice part of town that I work. It has a couple of motels and urban Wal-Mart market & gas station. Pumping gas and minding my own business as usual, once again someone came up to talk. Usually it’s can you give me some money my car broke down on the the highway. This time it was an older fella and he just said “I like the color of your car and the girls must like it.” But it quickly turned in a ramble about being a veteran and something about the police treating him bad and some guy saying he looked like his dad and for whatever reason he showed me his bald head under his hat. I love bald men. But per usual he asked for money. I told him I don’t carry cash, which I don’t. So he asked me to buy him something he could trade for money. That was a new one for me so I figured I could buy him something for having at least an original opening line.

So I say ok, and we head to the casher\attendant and he tell her he wants two packs (some brand) of cigs. So I get them and while I’m paying with my debit card he says… “get $10 cash back”. So I do. All together $28 bucks!! When I was done paying he starts to chat and say that I’m a nice guy and my wife is lucky. Bla bla I tell him I have to go I’m late going home.

What a dumb faggot!!!

After I was halfway home I realized I was just ever so slightly cash raped or paid my fag tax. And thinking back it was natural for me and also a thrill. I also missed the perfect opportunity to declare my faggotness to a straight man and offer my service. Who knows I could have given him a ride over to the no-tell motel he was probably living at and serviced his groin and ass with my mouth and fag ass.

Damit! I failed as a faggot to serve all men.